T. Anderson Chapman

I'd Know His Danged Old Hide in a Tannin' Yard: And Other Thangs Mommanem Useta Say

If you are capable of laughing, this book will bring out the best in your laughing pleasure. It is that good. I have taken old, new, and whatever "sayins," which Webster insists on calling IDIOMS, although it sounds too much like idiot for me to use that, and told what they mean, what I think they mean, what other people think they mean, just guessed at a few, but mostly wrote what I and 100's (yes, it is a 100 seller) of other people think are funny stories that closely, or remotely, relate to the sayin'. As a matter of fact, or fiction, if you don't think it is funny, I will give you your money back in Confederate Two Dollar Bills. Note: limit one refund per one trillion books sold, but hey, a warranty is a warranty! That's how confident  I am. So, Help Me, Help You, Help Me - buy one of my books, NOW!